Jess the Mess

punkdad:

An old black woman probably in her 70s or 80s was yelling to me in the parking lot, “excuse me! Sir, sir! Excuse me!”
I was thinking I had to have dropped something.

I turned and she said to me “you have a lot of tattoos. I think they are beautiful”

I was completely taken by surprise, I…

Amazing story!

mamas-autophobia:

arguing-about-abortions:

redbloodedamerica:

So…is Obama saying he was punished with two daughters?  Father of the year right here.

No, he’s saying that someone who didn’t intend on getting pregnant shouldn’t be punished for having sex with a baby they don’t want or can’t care for. 

No idea how the fuck you got he was punished with two daughters out of that statement.

His handle says it all…

mamas-autophobia:

arguing-about-abortions:

redbloodedamerica:

So…is Obama saying he was punished with two daughters?  Father of the year right here.

No, he’s saying that someone who didn’t intend on getting pregnant shouldn’t be punished for having sex with a baby they don’t want or can’t care for. 

No idea how the fuck you got he was punished with two daughters out of that statement.

His handle says it all…

biteandsting:

best-of-funny:

somniloquy:

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

persistence is key

X

Nearly pissed my pants ahahaha

How could I not.

@kimbahanne is this your family? If not they have some serious doppelgängers.

@kimbahanne is this your family? If not they have some serious doppelgängers.

biteandsting:

geekladyx:

lusteens:

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

angel babies.

Eye opening

!

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

humansofnewyork:

“When you’re young, you don’t want to work. When you’re old, you work to stay young. Your blood slows down when you get old. Work makes your blood go fast.”

humansofnewyork:

“When you’re young, you don’t want to work. When you’re old, you work to stay young. Your blood slows down when you get old. Work makes your blood go fast.”

humansofnewyork:

“Save your money. Even if you’ve got a good job. Cause once you get high enough up the ladder, they’ll knock you off and replace you with a young whippersnapper who costs less. That’s how it works in this town.”

humansofnewyork:

“Save your money. Even if you’ve got a good job. Cause once you get high enough up the ladder, they’ll knock you off and replace you with a young whippersnapper who costs less. That’s how it works in this town.”

did-you-kno:

Source

Straya.
humansofnewyork:

I found these two walking arm-in-arm, ever-so-slowly, up a staircase in the subway station. When I asked for a photo, they posed just like this. 
“Is this your mother or grandmother?” I asked.
“Oh no,” he said. “I just met her on the train.”

humansofnewyork:

I found these two walking arm-in-arm, ever-so-slowly, up a staircase in the subway station. When I asked for a photo, they posed just like this. 

“Is this your mother or grandmother?” I asked.

“Oh no,” he said. “I just met her on the train.”